Hopium: Preferred drug of the Dinar investor producing feeling of
euphoria and a general sense of well being. A typical dose last 2 days at which
time a new fix must me acquired or serious withdrawal symptoms occur. Warning
withdrawal symptoms can manifest in events called "bashing".
Guru: Dinar drug dealer. A person responsible for distributing the
addicting drug called "hopium". The "Guru" delivers the controlled substance
simply be writing what's known as a "post". This "post" must contain the term
"RV" and "cash-in" to give the proper dose of hopium an addict needs.
Intel: Intel is the main ingredient of the drug known as "hopium". It is
collected by "Guru's" from "sources". A good example would be: A "source"
(cleaning lady at the white house) over hears the president say to a staff
member "I can't be late for "Dinar tomorrow" or Michelle will kill me. She is
making something special". Since the source clearly hears the words "Dinar" and
"tomorrow" clearly she tells the Gurus that the president said the "Dinar" will
RV "tomorrow" and hopium is created.
RV: This can be both a time or a place.
1. Time: RV is a time where all is set right in the world. Each country in the
world is given a gazziliion dollars (called "global settlement packages") and
everyone lives "happily ever after". A time in which there is no evil. All trees
bear fruit and the fruits are comprised of gold, silver, and precious gems.
2. Place: Similar to what takes place after one dies. In some Dinar folklore
this place is sometimes referred as "heaven like". Streets of gold, no evil
exists here etc...etc. In other Dinar folklore this is a place where god is a
pimp and gives all men that are Dinar holders 40 virgins. For non-folklore types
this is just a place of peace where one doesn't have to work any longer and can
retire and see the world and live in luxury.
Done: Any process that has been started. Example: I am going to wash my car.
I have got a bucket and a rag and I am walking towards the car. I am therefore
98-100%: A mathematical term used in place of the word "done".
Shabibi: A god-like figure to Dinarians. He holds the magical keys to the
"RV". The all knowing "Shabibi" writes his own posts. These are also called
"news articles" He and his friend "Seleh" post these articles every other day
about an event called "the removing the 3 zeroes". He is also at war with the
evil wizard called "Maliki".
Maliki: Many consider him the evil wizard that holds back all things that
Allawi: Simply known as the one "left behind". A one time player in the
Dinar world this figure has been banished and the evil Maliki will not let him
back into the kingdom even though he has promised his people that he would.
Obama: Known to non Dinar holders as the leader of the free world. Gurus
see this figure as "the holdup". The man of power that has but one job...to
delay the RV of the Iraqi Dinar.
LOP: Beware of the LOP. It is the antidote to "hopium". The most evil of
all words. It is said that if you say LOP 3 times in a mirror at night you will
turn to stone. Others view the LOP as a mythical creature that will sneak into
your home and alter all of your Dinars removing 3 of the zeroes.
Iraqi holiday: An event that happens in Iraq at least every 3 days. The
purpose of these holidays are not known at this time (not even by Iraqis).
By Victicious at GET
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